Alain DELON a vraiment les boules !, Un Mec plus fort que lui !!!! :°)

[trouspinette]

Chuck Norris fait pleurer les oignons.
Quand Chuck Norris utilise Windows, il ne plante pas.
Chuck Norris ne se mouille pas, c'est l'eau qui se Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris a déjà compté jusqu'à l'infini. Deux fois.
Certaines personnes portent un pyjama Superman. Superman porte un pyjama Chuck Norris.
Jesus Christ est né en 1940 avant Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ne porte pas de montre. Il décide de l'heure qu'il est.
Chuck Norris peut diviser par zéro.
Dieu a dit: que la lumiere soit ! et Chuck Norris répondit : On dit s'il vous plait.
La seule chose qui arrive à la cheville de Chuck Norris... c'est sa chaussette.
Chuck Norris comprend Jean-Claude Van Damme
Quand Google ne trouve pas quelque chose, il demande à Chuck Norris.
Pour certains hommes le testicule gauche est plus large que le testicule droit, chez Chuck Norris, chaque testicule est plus large que l'autre.
Le dernier homme a avoir sérré la main à chuck est Jamel Debouzze.
Un jour, au restaurant, Chuck Norris a commandé un steak. Et le steak a obéi.
Chuck Norris sait parler le braille.
Chuck Norris a un jour avalé un paquet entier de somnifères. Il a cligné des yeux.
Google, c'est le seul endroit où tu peux taper Chuck Norris... .
Chuck Norris connait la dernière décimale de Pi.
La force de gravité, c'est ce qui fait que la terre tient sous Chuck Norris.

[DOMY]

Si Chuck est aussi balaise que ça, il devrait être capable répondre précisemment à ces quelques questions !
Désolé, c'est en anglais, et j'ai la flemme de traduire !



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics ?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


Et là .... même Chuck ... il sèche !!!

Ce message a été modifié par DOMY - 16 Feb 2008, 18:42.